It Stains Your Dentures

A banner day here at Sloth Music Corp. This next song I'm about to unveil features... ready for it? ... VOCALS.

Well, sort of. I have a deadly combination between a) not being able to write lyrics and b) hating my voice. So to test out the ability of my computer to manipulate my crappy voice into something unrecognizable, I decided to take a song from my old high school band and use that as a test.

The song is called "Blood". It has what must be the easiest bassline in the universe. The lyrics, which if I recall correctly were written mostly by my friend Bill when he was drunk, are as follows:

It's in my veins
Blood!
It's on your shirt
Blood!
It stains your dentures
Blood!
It smells bad
Blood!
Ha ha ha!
Ha-ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha-ha ha ha!

There were more, but I'll spare you. Although honestly, Flipper would have been proud.

Anyway, please to enjoy. It's short and painful - sort of like pulling off a band-aid. Click on the lyrics to download

OH AND P.S.: New GenX zine is out today, number 8 for those of you counting. Your ol' buddy Sloth continues his Dude Movie column there with a look at post-apocalyptic cinematic horrorshows ==> Click here to download a PDF.